Max Hillman Share definition Flag The coolest/sexiest jew around. He is usually found playing Nintendo 64 and/or sleeping. He also has a small penis. Dude have you heard of Max Hillman?" "You mean that sexy kid with the small penis?" "lol!!! Max Hillman by WhoaThereBaby November 28, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the Max Hillman mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch