the last name of a guy who is completely perfect. his body is amazing and his dick is 7 inches long. he is hilarious and extremely smart. beast at football. his face is beautiful. girls love him. he's super popular and everyone wants to be him. no one can compete with how perfect he is. name any amazing quality and he has it.

ashlee: did you see number 56 on the football team?

diana: yeah! he's amazing! his last name is probably marzolino.

Marzolino by detroit bitch January 1, 2012

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Maurolino • mandolino • Marolina • Marslino • Marzolino • maurilio • maurino • maurylio • Musolino • meekus-marolious

Marslino

A amazing friend, and plays soccer really good and one day will be one of the best players out there.Always there for his friends and is true and loyal to his girlfriend, he truly loves her.

Marslino is a amazing boyfriend and best friend.

Marslino by Tuna fish salad May 19, 2018

maurilio

Maurilio is the man's man. He's always shaved and wears clothes that fit. He thinks that buttoned shirts are not just for special occasions. If you need help, Maurilio is there to save the day. The way to his heart is through food, he's a true foodie. Living spontenously is his way of life. He will swear when he needs to, but will try to control his temper. Most importantly, he will admit his faults and errors, because that is what real men do.

Oh man! My tire popped, let me call Maurilio, he's always willing to lend a hand.

Did you know Maurilio just bought a house and a car in one day? He's so sponteneous!

maurilio by TeacherP October 13, 2020

Musolino

A enormous pimp and everyone's idol.

I like Musolinos.

Musolino by Santino November 11, 2003

maurino

Maurino is an Italien name. Once a boy is called „maurino“ run… because he will probably steal your girlfriend. He is always in the right and he knows everything. Maurino pulls Bitches like its nothing and makes them go crazy. He will treat you like a queen once you are in a relationship, but if Not he will treat you like shit. Maurino will give you the best orgasms you will ever recieve.

Maurino is a pussydestroyer

maurino by DeinCrushMau June 18, 2022

Pizza Pasta Mandolino Mafia

That's how Mafia works!

PIZZA PASTA MANDOLINO MAFIA -cit. Luigi

Pizza Pasta Mandolino Mafia by MAFIA69420 June 19, 2020

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026