Maurilio is the man's man. He's always shaved and wears clothes that fit. He thinks that buttoned shirts are not just for special occasions. If you need help, Maurilio is there to save the day. The way to his heart is through food, he's a true foodie. Living spontenously is his way of life. He will swear when he needs to, but will try to control his temper. Most importantly, he will admit his faults and errors, because that is what real men do.
Oh man! My tire popped, let me call Maurilio, he's always willing to lend a hand.
Did you know Maurilio just bought a house and a car in one day? He's so sponteneous!
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!