Maurilio is the man's man. He's always shaved and wears clothes that fit. He thinks that buttoned shirts are not just for special occasions. If you need help, Maurilio is there to save the day. The way to his heart is through food, he's a true foodie. Living spontenously is his way of life. He will swear when he needs to, but will try to control his temper. Most importantly, he will admit his faults and errors, because that is what real men do.
Oh man! My tire popped, let me call Maurilio, he's always willing to lend a hand.
Did you know Maurilio just bought a house and a car in one day? He's so sponteneous!
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a manwill search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"