Matthew Stafford

1. the Detroit Lions starting Quarterback for the past 11 years

2. being the only Person in a group project/any group activity wo cares for the outcome.

Martha Ford: Should we get defenders on our team?

Bob Quinn: No need Martha, we have Matthew Stafford. He’ll put up 30 points every game.

by Cantguardme035 May 07, 2020

matthew stafford

A human equivalent to plain yogurt.

Mediocrity personified.

She was cool but her friend was a real Matthew Stafford, kinda like eating ramen without flavoring.

by TomFree87 November 03, 2019