Definitions by TomFree87

matthew stafford 

A human equivalent to plain yogurt.

Mediocrity personified.

She was cool but her friend was a real Matthew Stafford, kinda like eating ramen without flavoring.

matthew stafford by TomFree87 November 3, 2019

Red Throbber 

This is a Large Fry at the restaurant: Chick-Fil-A

I was feeling extra hungry so I ordered A Red Throbber to go with my Chick-Fil-A sandwich.

Red Throbber by TomFree87 June 19, 2018