Matteney 

Matteney is the name people use to describe Matthew Perry and Courteney Cox. They acted together in Friends, where they played a married couple, Monica and Chandler or as some say, Mondler.

Matteney have many fans across the world, predominantly teenagers and young adults who fangirl constantly at the prospect of the two being together in a romantic relationship and/or doing it.

OMG MATTHEW TWEETED COURTENEY AND COURTENEY TWEED MATTHEW. MATTENEY HAS BEEN CONFIRMED

yeah, matthew and courteney did it last night, at the set of Go On, Matthew's show.

Matteney by MissChanandlerBong February 22, 2013

Mattene 

If you have ever heard of Utopian men, individuals given the name 'Mattene' are the most beautiful, gorgeous, and attractive human beings ever to grace planet earth.

Individuals by the name Mattene, are known for their amiability, ravishing elegance, and enchanting charisma.

Unfortunately, they come in rather smaller sizes, so if looking for said individual - hunt low.

Person 1: "My god! Is that... is that a... Mattene?!"
Person 2: "Heavens have mercy, it is!"
Person 1: "It's so... pulchritudinous!"
Person 2: "Say what?"
Person 1: "IT'S SEXY!"

Mattene by Mynamecan'tbeblank February 8, 2013