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Matt Fucking Ridge 

Destroyer of all known thotty bitches.
His giant dick is so big if you jumped off it you'll have ripped throught the fabric of time and space

Literal human embodiment of a burnin pile of unfiltered goblin shit
*cough* I would rather be analy fucked by a minion in a Chinese concentration camp the sit next to Matt Fucking Ridge.

Matt Bennet Ridder 

Hey look, it's Matt Bennet Ridder!
Matt Bennet Ridder by naziswereright November 30, 2020

Tord Larrson Edd gould Tom Ridgewell and Matt Hargreaves

Eddsworld’s main characters with their last name.
“Edd looks like a cinnamon bun, but will kill you”
Tom looks like he will kill you, but he’s actually a cinnamon bun”
“Matt looks like a cinnamon bun, and he is a cinnamon bun”
“Tord looks like he will kill you, and he will kill you”
Tord Larrson Edd gould Tom Ridgewell and Matt Hargreaves Made Eddsworld, RIP EDD😢
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026