Mathew Martinez

MATHEW MARTINEZ is the sweetest guy and most HANDSOME guy you can ever encounter in your life. He has a huge heart and always know how to be a great boyfriend! THE BEST BOYFRIEND! He is always open to listen, advise, and be there through hell and back. Mathew Martinez is a DEFINITE ride or die! He has an amazing smile, gves the best hugs and kisses and most important, his personality is worth 1058640583049871247868470 times more all the money in the world! He does amazing lovies and is the best at taking care of you! HE fullfills all of the characteristics of being THE BEST PART of his partners life. If any girl besides his partner, tries to flirt or get close, she wll most DEFINITELY be long gone! He is cuffed and is waiting to spend his life next to her FOREVER! If you have a MATHEW MARTINEZ, do NOT let him go, if oy encounter one, YOU ARE LUCKY! MATHEW MARTINEZ IS THE BEST PART! ❤️🥰🥰🥰🥰❤️

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Ex: "That guy, MATHEW MARTINEZ has the most PERFECT smile ever!!"
Ex: "She is the luckiest girl in the world, to have MATHEW MARTINEZ as a boyfriend."

Mathew Martinez by usFoRSliDE October 9, 2020

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Word of the Day on May 22, 2026

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Cheeks

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

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sans sheriff

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

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