Going out alone. I.e. seeing a movie by yourself, going to a restaurant alone.
Dude I saw No Country for Old Men twice by myself. I'm addicted to chronic masturdating
by Mikeparsh September 23, 2010
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When you masturbate so often, you seem to be dating your hand.
Josh: Where's Phil been lately?
Bob: I don't know man, I think he's masturdating again.
Josh: I thought he got over Handgelina Jolie?
Bob: He did, it's Lindsey Lohand know.
by Meester Neenja March 21, 2011
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You visit someplace alone, look at ladies and masturbate.
I am masturdating around Thamel today.
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To take oneself out when one has no date
I couldn't find anyone to go out with me, so I decided to masturdate. I took myself out for dinner and a movie.
by MicklePickle January 04, 2015
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A term that was first coined on Late Night with Conan O'Brien. Masturdate is an intentional pun of masturbate. In this lewd yet satisfying activity, one will engage on an ordinary date with his/herself and with the objective to impress and please only themself. Usually, a successful masturdate is followed by myriad hours of masturbation.
Canada's Stop At Third Abstinence Program condones that more teenagers should embrace the pleasures of a masturdate without shame and with an intact dignity.
by shazzantbot January 11, 2006
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Doing things that one would normally do as a couple. Such as seeing a movie or eating out. Usually happens after a breakup.
Campbell couldn't get a date so he decided to masturdate and went to a movie.
by Mercur0 January 06, 2011
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To stay at home and Masturbate instead of going out and doing anything else. It's a date, that rarely ends bad.
Joe: "Hey man wanna go to the game this Saturday?"

Brian: "Sorry man I can't, I got a Masturdate on Saturday."

Joe: "Oh..."

Brian: "Yeah..."
by ai-KILLER-md November 08, 2006
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