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Master Queef  

When a female can beat a males fart with a vagina fart also known as a Queef
Man1: (Rips one really loud) Awwwww shit that was good

Female1: (Rips one louder with a Queef) Ahhhh that was stress reliving

Male2: Dam Bitch you a Master Queef you should be in the Olympics
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Master Queef 

a nick-name given to the main characer of the HALO series games, master chief. It is normally used by people who either hate the game or find it to be gay. The name first appeared after the release of HALO 3.
stop jerking off to master queef and get a life.
Master Queef by Fatty For Hire April 5, 2009

master queef 

it is the main character in the game "Halo".
master queef by duchbag95 September 15, 2009

Queef Master 

Steve Downs- the king of all queefs. He can identify a women by the smell of her flatulence coming from her Twat
Hey look queef master Steve just got queefed on by the queef queen and is basking in it to decide who she is.
Queef Master by supergaypikachu March 15, 2010

Queef master 

Wet pussy fart
You’re the best queef master I know
Queef master by darrienbxtch December 4, 2019

master queen 

The Master Queen is the best master batter of all the men.
The Master Queen sure did Jack him of perfectly, the distance of his ejaculation proves it. He won the Master Batter contest after the Master Queen jacked him off.
master queen by MasterQueenCuñt August 11, 2024

Masturqueef 

To masturbate to the sound of someone queefing for an extended period of time. Usually a wet queef.
"Dude, where's Kyle?"
"I think hes above the girls bathroom masturqueefing again... that kid needs a hobby.
masturbate farturbating masturfarting
Masturqueef by Pinguino November 3, 2012
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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