Masshole Summit 

Tourists from Massachusetts to Portland Maine are often faced with the maze of one-way roads on non-parallel roadways. As the end destination is usually the Promenade at the top of the hill, many a Masshole has given up in frustration and driven up the hill going the wrong way on one of the smaller residential roads. The trepidation seen in these cars mimics an adventurer reaching a summit. The nickname resulted.

"Don't take that road, I saw someone turn onto it from the other end. Though you can if you wanna watch another one complete the Masshole Summit."

Masshole Summit by justsomerandomdude123585346 July 11, 2018

masshole merge 

The method used by drivers from Massachusetts to merge in a construction zone - driving as far in the lane that is ending and then forcing traffic to stop in the continuing lane as they force you to hit them or let them in.

That guy tried the masshole merge and got himself an ass full of Peterbuilt

masshole merge by Ihatemassholes June 28, 2015

MASS-HOLES 

What the resident's of Northern Maine call the people from Southern Maine, most of whom migrated from Massachussetts.

One Mainer says to another, " Those MASS-HOLES are everywhere !"

MASS-HOLES by jpg3 July 9, 2011

Masshole

Any Massachusetts driver who abides by the driving rules of Massachusetts highways (128, 93, 495, 3, and the Pike, but not West of Worcester). These rules are:

1) Never use your blinker.
2) If you want to change lanes, wait until there is someone to cut off
3) The speed limit is a guideline; it is the bare minimum you should go. Ideally, you should be going about 25-30 mph above it
4) No U-Turn signs are just a suggestion, you can bang a U-ie wherever you damn well please
5) Tailgating is mandatory if there is any traffic at all
6) One hand on the wheel, one hand on the horn
7) If you see someone with a Yankees sticker, ride up even closer on their tail
8) Change lanes frequently

A Masshole isn't a shitty driver. He may piss you off, but he ultimately gets there faster and without crashing. It's an acquired skill

He also is probably smarter than anyone from any other state, and yet still can drink like a true Irishman

The Masshole test is simple. Go down Route 3 from Braintree to the Sagamore Bridge. If you do it in under 30 minutes, you're a Masshole

Me: I made it from Boston to Hyannis in under an hour

Someone else: Dude, you're such a fuckin' Masshole

Masshole by King of the Massholes April 28, 2011

massholes 

crazy Mass. driver, or any other person from Mass. (Term usually used by people in NH)

"that masshole just cut me off!!"

massholes by wickedNH February 6, 2004

masshole

1. For residents of Massachusetts, it is an achieved title for drving faster, being wreckless, cutting other drivers off often, and having no patience for other drivers on the road.

2. For non-residents of Massachusetts, it is a term of dislike for the people of Massachusetts that drive like an asshole.

1. I was such a masshole today when I went down route 128 at 98 mph.

2. Don't even think about cutting me off, you masshole!

masshole by proud masshole December 6, 2004

massholes 

People who come from/born in mass.
Generaly called 'massholes' due to how they drive on the highway and in citys

That car just hit scotty's 90 year old blind grandmother and didn't even stop. Those massholes!

massholes by christopher mayhew December 12, 2006