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ACCORDING TO URBAN LEGEND: Masons are law abiding men who silently roam around high crime areas at night in black clothes and fast, but quiet, black cars with cell phones and camcorders, recording crimes and calling the police.
Masons ALMOST NEVER physically interfere with criminals, they just record them and call the cops. However, as highly trained martial artists and snipers, they can intervene to save a victim's life. They carry guns loaded with real ammo (with a concealed weapon license), but also often carry 1 paint ball gun and 1 rubber bullet gun.

If you are a criminal, you may soon be caught by the efforts of your local Masons.
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Definition of an unhealthy lifestyle

Excessive drinking and smoking and eating of junk food
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Masons by Ping lee chow October 10, 2018

Masons Mom 

The biggest slut in the world. Once fucked her sons entire football team at the same time. Favorite position is Double Penetration in the ass. Her son is the product of a crazy midget sex orgy. Has fucked every man on the planet at least once.
Last night my friends and I fucked masons mom
Masons Mom by Mason Moore January 22, 2008

masons mother 

the hottest thing in the universe
the devil in the sheets
the only thing that truly matters in life
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masons mother by anonymous September 21, 2020

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Masons Aunt

Masons Aunt is the type of aunt who loves getting fucked by masons friends. She loves big cock in her mouth and cum on her fat tits. If your friend mason has an aunt, you’re one lucky guy.
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Masons Aunt by Masons Friend August 22, 2022

Masons chicken wings 

The act of filling a girls anus with ranch then dipping chicken wings in it and eating them
Me and my girl made masons chicken wings last night