Masons

ACCORDING TO URBAN LEGEND: Masons are law abiding men who silently roam around high crime areas at night in black clothes and fast, but quiet, black cars with cell phones and camcorders, recording crimes and calling the police.

Masons ALMOST NEVER physically interfere with criminals, they just record them and call the cops. However, as highly trained martial artists and snipers, they can intervene to save a victim's life. They carry guns loaded with real ammo (with a concealed weapon license), but also often carry 1 paint ball gun and 1 rubber bullet gun.

If you are a criminal, you may soon be caught by the efforts of your local Masons.

by 5 Knights Templar Master Masons January 1, 2007

Masons

Definition of an unhealthy lifestyle

Excessive drinking and smoking and eating of junk food

Hes got Masons

by Ping lee chow October 10, 2018

Masonism

The practice of conducting an unfair or prejudiced trial; the instigation of a show-trial conducted by a biased quasi-judicial nincompoop.

Sarah was unfairly treated - her disciplinary hearing was pure Masonism.

by Hofficial Report August 19, 2013

Mason

Mason is the best guy in the whole entire world! He's super cute, and very sweet! He's extremely funny, and knows all the right things to say. Even if he's thousands of miles away, he knows how to make you smile, with a simple text. When you see him, he brightens up your day. He loves to play video games! If you ever met a Mason, you can't help but love him! One look into his eyes, and you're under his spell. So, if you know one, you are very lucky!

Woah, who was that?! He's so cute!

That was Mason!

by TheOne<3 December 28, 2012

Mason

this guy is a great all around person. he's funny, smart, and very kind. only unless you piss him off, then he'll go off on you like no tomorrow. he's strong as hell and he'll kick your ass if you mess with him, so you've been warned. he's still a great guy. he's kind of lazy though. he likes playing video games and hanging with his friends. he's easy to understand. he's trustful, and very bright, so you can trust him on advice. he's about an average body type with decent face. has great style, loves music, and hates school with a passion.

Wow that stylish gent over there is sure a Mason

by thisisnotmyname36 February 8, 2010

masoning

to constantly walk or stand behind a group of people when you could easily stand with them

“i’m being a mason”
“who invited mason”
“i’m masoning so hard rn”

by bigboisonly October 31, 2019

Masoning

Sticking a finger into someones butt without their consent.

"dude Masoning is super weird"
"yup"

by Blink-182 is bae December 27, 2015