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ACCORDING TO URBAN LEGEND: Masons are law abiding men who silently roam around high crime areas at night in black clothes and fast, but quiet, black cars with cell phones and camcorders, recording crimes and calling the police.
Masons ALMOST NEVER physically interfere with criminals, they just record them and call the cops. However, as highly trained martial artists and snipers, they can intervene to save a victim's life. They carry guns loaded with real ammo (with a concealed weapon license), but also often carry 1 paint ball gun and 1 rubber bullet gun.

If you are a criminal, you may soon be caught by the efforts of your local Masons.
Words you can keep
Definition of an unhealthy lifestyle

Excessive drinking and smoking and eating of junk food
Hes got Masons
Masons by Ping lee chow October 10, 2018

Masons Mom 

The biggest slut in the world. Once fucked her sons entire football team at the same time. Favorite position is Double Penetration in the ass. Her son is the product of a crazy midget sex orgy. Has fucked every man on the planet at least once.
Last night my friends and I fucked masons mom
Masons Mom by Mason Moore January 22, 2008

masons mother 

the hottest thing in the universe
the devil in the sheets
the only thing that truly matters in life
damn, that girl is almost as hot as masons mother
masons mother by anonymous September 21, 2020

masons dick 

masons dick by Me ahhaa April 18, 2022

Masons Aunt

Masons Aunt is the type of aunt who loves getting fucked by masons friends. She loves big cock in her mouth and cum on her fat tits. If your friend mason has an aunt, you’re one lucky guy.
No way mason u got an aunt?!?! Masons Aunt will love this dick.
Masons Aunt by Masons Friend August 22, 2022

Masons chicken wings 

The act of filling a girls anus with ranch then dipping chicken wings in it and eating them
Me and my girl made masons chicken wings last night
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
Word of the Day on August 20, 2026
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