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mason musso by happimaddi April 1, 2008
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Mason Musso
sex god.
will make you orgasm with one look.
it is not possible to keep it in your pants when he's around.
the only thing you can think about when he's around is his 125 inch penis and his rough sex hair!
will make you orgasm with one look.
it is not possible to keep it in your pants when he's around.
the only thing you can think about when he's around is his 125 inch penis and his rough sex hair!
Mason Musso by sexysecretadmirer January 25, 2010
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Mason Musso
retarded; but the hottest sexiest guy ever! in the band Metro Station;; lead singer and backup guitarest. He is hilarious and adorable. amazing voice.
Mason Musso by Kelsey <3 June 12, 2008
Mason Musso
Mason Musso is the lead singer and back up guitarist of the band metro station
He is absolutely gorgeous and has great taste in clothing.
Also his voice is AMAZING
He is absolutely gorgeous and has great taste in clothing.
Also his voice is AMAZING
Mason Musso by SophieMusso July 23, 2009
Mr. Masson
A math teacher that coaches baseball, who talks very loudly (almost screams.) Gets off topic very easily. Knows drama more than students and reenacts fights infront of class. Favorite number is 13. Makes up own hand signals. Best teacher ever!
Mr. Masson by firstperiodbdale2012 October 26, 2011
Paul Masson
Paul Masson is a Grande Amber Brandy. Its very smooth and tastes great on the rocks. There is Paul Masson Grande Amber Brandy VS(Very Special) and VSOP(Very Superior Old Pale). Paul Masson Brandy is not Paul Masson Wine! I like to drink it straight similar to my compadres Trey Songz and Gucci Mane. Trey Songz and Gucci Mane rap and sing about drinking Paul Masson straight in the song "Drink It Straight."
Tiny Tim: Yo Els, im heading to U-liqs to cop da big jawn of Paul Masson , What kind of chasers should i get?
Elsworth: No chasers neccessary. I drink it straight.
Elsworth: No chasers neccessary. I drink it straight.
Paul Masson by ELSWORTHPB December 9, 2008
MASSON
A brown boy known for being abused by his friends and having no property of his own. Anything of his is communal property and is free for others to take and post on their IG. His signature move is the 🍬🧢.
MASSON by Persuasive Speaker March 14, 2023
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