MASSON 

A brown boy known for being abused by his friends and having no property of his own. Anything of his is communal property and is free for others to take and post on their IG. His signature move is the 🍬🧢.

The big A took advantage of Masson and gave him the big D

MASSON by Persuasive Speaker March 14, 2023

masson 

verb meaning to con someone, to tell a lie, to have the wool pulled over one's eyes, but in an amusing and charming manner. From the vernacular of Muswell Hill, North London, origin unknown.

"Oh my god - I think we just got massoned!"
'Oi! Don't you try and masson me on this, you smooth talking cad!"

masson by Nigel St Hubbins April 7, 2008

MASSOn 

gay boi

Masson really wants to pipe the big A

MASSOn by Persuasive Speaker March 14, 2023

masson leee 

An overly extra, who is always playing hangman and writes his 6 page research essay. If you ask him to dress up as Arther, the outfit is already in his backpack and ready to go.

Man i was like Masson Leee last night, and man oh man did i get all of the females.

masson leee by BIGDADDYLE May 8, 2018

Mr. Masson 

A math teacher that coaches baseball, who talks very loudly (almost screams.) Gets off topic very easily. Knows drama more than students and reenacts fights infront of class. Favorite number is 13. Makes up own hand signals. Best teacher ever!

I wish I could be a Mr. Masson.

Mr. Masson by firstperiodbdale2012 October 26, 2011

Paul Masson

Paul Masson is a Grande Amber Brandy. Its very smooth and tastes great on the rocks. There is Paul Masson Grande Amber Brandy VS(Very Special) and VSOP(Very Superior Old Pale). Paul Masson Brandy is not Paul Masson Wine! I like to drink it straight similar to my compadres Trey Songz and Gucci Mane. Trey Songz and Gucci Mane rap and sing about drinking Paul Masson straight in the song "Drink It Straight."

Tiny Tim: Yo Els, im heading to U-liqs to cop da big jawn of Paul Masson , What kind of chasers should i get?
Elsworth: No chasers neccessary. I drink it straight.

Paul Masson by ELSWORTHPB December 9, 2008

Paul Masson

HERE YEE HERE YEE!!! The wine of wines!!! Not known by many, this big ass 4 dolla bottle (or jug) of white, red, or blush wine will have you fucked up in no time! Dude its smooth like Butthead and cheap as hell. Screw the expensive french shit and its way better than that Sutter Home crap that sells for like 6 or 7 bucks for a 750ml bottle...better than any other for that matter, and you dont even need a cork screw! The bottle is also big enough to kick someones ass with...Its good to chug when pregaming before the bar...assuming some Beavis doesnt end up puking it up all over your car on the way home... but hey you'll have that, and besides that who cares, its damn good, and who doesnt love a good ole cheap wine buzz??

Dude theres nothing cooler than stumbling around the beach with a bottle of Paul Masson in your hand.:)

1.) "Dude I wanna get buzzed before the bar, lets go get some Paul Masson from the Farm Store up the road"..
2.) "I wanna bone this dude/chic, and need something cheap, lemme go get some Paul Masson and put it in some chiche wine glasses and I'll look all cool and stuff"...
3.) "I wanna play beer pong, but im bloated, fuck! lets go get some Paul Masson!"
4.) "Wine makes me silly and horny, oh no I'm broke! fuck that we can go get some Paul Masson."

Paul Masson by pinuchic69 May 30, 2006