An original character created by a 14-year-old girl, who is a cat furre. She has...like...white fur...and, pink markings, and wears alot of pink. She's usually found on the computer, smashing said computer with nunchucks, and (rarely) randomly kissing this guy.
Or...she's me. xD
Maša is the sweetest type of icecream ever made, with many different facets in life. Besides being healthy, it also serves a purpose when self reflecting on life. There have been reports off Maša getting her own opinion while you eat it. Happy mashis can spontaniously transform into penguins. See Gif
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*