When you are getting your your junk pounded on by a significant other (e.g., a partner, stranger, lover, hornswoggler) whose hands are sandyaf.
The act of really going to town on someone's private parts with hands / feet filled with sand.
A "Sandy Handy" but with a little more gusto!
This is a non-gender bias term, anyone can give or recieve a montauk mash job as long as thier extremities are sandy and you are really "just mashing it." You also don't have to be in Montauk, or on a beach.
"Whoa look at those two homeless guys giving each other Montauk Mash Jobs under the boardwalk" -- an angsty teen witnessing a grown man receive a sand filled hand job on Long Island
"Yeah she gave me the ole' Montauk Mash Job" -- a guy with severe sand burns on his dick
Guy 1: "She was trying to grind my dick into dust with her sandy hands"
Guy 2: "So she gave you the montauk mash job"
When a (usually inexperienced) female's attempt at giving a handjob becomes messy. This often occurs under a table where the female is trying to be discrete about her act of affection.
She wasn't down for troat last night, but at least she gave me a mashjob at breakfast.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).