masai 

a tribe of native africans, living mostly in kenya and tanzania. they participate in many cultural activities, such as dieing their hair red with mud, draping red sheet-like things over their bodies for clothes, drinking cows blood, and stretching their ears. most of their jewlery is intricate beadwork. and cattle are of high importance to them, as they signify wealth. the masias started the now common trend of flesh tunnels. they're also usually very tall. and live in close communities, sleeping in mud huts.

ignorant american: what the fuck is that black dude in the sheet doing to that cow?!
informed bystander: that's a masai, and whatever he is doing is part of his culture, so dont be bitchin'.

masai by hi im heather January 10, 2004

Masai 

Amazing, is the moment, lit, funny, movie

Masai so like.. Masai

Masai by urmomismybuddyholly March 7, 2022

masai 

moist guy that gets TMG'ed by daniel

masai is some next bitch boy

masai by pusyydestroyer45968039 March 17, 2019

masai 

side nigga

damn, you a whole masai

masai by yesac March 26, 2017

masai 

masai is someone who lights up your world and makes your life better. he is strong, sexy, peaceful, and handsome. he is there for you, loves you with every piece of him and will do anything to make you happy. when you have a masai, you don’t need anyone else.

omg. is that masai?
yea. i’ve been crushing on him for like forever.

masai by anonymous🤭 October 21, 2022

Masai 

Multiple female masseuses

I don’t think a masseuse can hit all the areas I need, I’m pretty sure I need to hire Masai to massage all of my areas at once.

Masai by Eliza Nor December 28, 2020

masai barefoot technology 

Walking, training shoes and boots based on the walking style of the Masai tribes of Africa.

Masai Barefoot Technology. Often associated with forehead carpet burns, damaged Christmas trees, broken CD storage units and in excess of 3 litres of cider.

masai barefoot technology by John Thurling May 21, 2008