mainlanding

this is when you are balls deep in a girl, just tearing her shit apart and right when you're going to cum you pull out and spew all in her belly button, then you take your cock and stick it in the belly button and rub all the cum up to her mouth and when you finally arrive at the mainland or her mouth you take your roters and slap 'em all around.

dude, i totally just mainlanded that bitch.

hey sexy, ever been mainlanding?

by Corporal Hymen April 20, 2009

mainlining

the intravenous injection of a drug. which means using a needle to get a drug into your vein, to absorb it through your bloodstream. a lot of drugs can be taken this way, the most commonly associated drug being heroin.

Layne accidentally overdosed by mainlining heroin.

by two blue lights December 9, 2008

Moonlanding

Accidental, unintentional contact between your naked arse-cheeks and another individual's naked arse-cheeks, resulting in a panicked moment of pause, sudden development of perfect posture on bolting upright, butt-hole puckering and the grunted "sorry" cough being elicited. Commonplace at such establishments as gyms or work locker rooms.

Two individuals standing side by side at neighbouring lockers.

Individual One: *turns to the right, bends over*
Individual Two: *turns to the left, bends over*

Arse-cheeks touch. Moonlanding has occured.

by traumageek May 19, 2010

mainloading

the act of force-feeding/smoking/drinking yourself into a vegetative pulp. This is either to please/appease the masses, or to play catch-up after you're girlfriend delayed you're pu$$y-whipped ass at home when you were supposed to be out loading at a normal pace with the boys.

After going shopping with the female and arriving half an hour late, the fellas had me mainloading two six packs lager in thirty minutes.. B@stards!

by Sheisha ninja February 11, 2009

moonlanding

A moonlanding is when two or more people all touch butts. Bare butts. It is a sign of affection.

Person 1- "I miss you so much!"
Person 2- "I know, I miss you too!"
Person 1- "When you get back we are in need of an emergency moonlanding."

by iloveduuuugan February 7, 2010

fake moonlanding

Something a person you think is cute says or does that is so unattractive or stupid that you realize in that single moment that there is no way you can date them or continue to date them.

"I couldn't believe what she said about Iraq. It was a total fake moonlanding."

"I thought he was cute, but making me listen to Lil' Wayne in the car was a fake moonlanding."

by spree fx January 16, 2009

moonlanding

a figment of ones imagination beat into the ceribral cortex by commercial airline dictators with the only reasoning of to mearly impress the russians, which back in old man times was in fact a lady

sometimes when I want to lie about the moonlanding, I say it happened.

by chizad April 13, 2004