by jonahthemunch February 13, 2023
Get the Maryboo mug.Otherwise known as Maryboring. A piece of shit town in Queensland that sucks in every way when compared to its neighbour, Hervey Bay.
Bombards people with its shittiness when they drive through to get to the 'Bay.
Has a ratshit shopping mall, a few shit schools, a turd filled river, and is full of arseholes & wankers.
The only good thing coming out of it is the highway.
Bombards people with its shittiness when they drive through to get to the 'Bay.
Has a ratshit shopping mall, a few shit schools, a turd filled river, and is full of arseholes & wankers.
The only good thing coming out of it is the highway.
Oh look at us, we live in Maryborough, we have 17 pubs, and they're all shit, how the fuck does that work?
by The Stim Dog March 9, 2009
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A private catholic university in Scranton, Pa (which is a college town). The dick to pussy ratio is 1:7. Known locally for having a lot of trees and too many squirrels. Lots of majors. a D3 school. Nice dorms. Fine girls. Excellent food. (compared to all other colleges) Close to Scranton University, Kings College and Penn State Worthington.
#1 "dude did you get with the girl from Marywood University?"
#2 "nah man but there's a lot more chicks to choose from around there"
#2 "nah man but there's a lot more chicks to choose from around there"
by kyleeoo September 26, 2010
Get the Marywood University mug.A piece of shit town, aka (Bogan Central) where rapists and drug users live their putrid lives. Everywhere you turn, there is an inbred, lurking in the corner, watching you. The only benefit you get from visiting that town is feeling like a queen because you're the only pretty person there. Maryborough has the power to give you self confidence. And also you're not a pure-bred like 90% of the Maryborians (people of Maryborough).
"Oi Aimee! Did ya see that hot chick walkin' down to the Maryborough police station?"
"Yeah! I know her! She lucky she ain't inbred like me ay cunt"
"Yeah! I know her! She lucky she ain't inbred like me ay cunt"
by jesus_condom October 4, 2014
Get the Maryborough mug.Marywood University is a coeducational, Catholic liberal arts university located on a 115-acre campus in Scranton, Pennsylvania. Established in 1915 by the Sisters, Servants of the Immaculate Heart of Mary and currently enrolls approximately 3,500 students on a national award-winning campus considered one of the most beautiful in the northeast.
Although the college is considered a Catholic college, many of the students that attend, do not associate with this religion or participate in the religious affiliation on campus.
According to the Princeton Review, Marywood is number 14 on the list of cold stone sober, however this is not true. The University is famous for covering up their students drunken mistakes rather then letting the public know their students party. Reputation is an important thing to them. Scranton has a great college life and finding parties to attend is not hard to do.
Despite being a smaller University they have 9 residence halls in which students may live.
Marywood also offers a wide variety of food for their students. There are 5 different stations which serve a wide selection of food every single day. And unlike most colleges, the menu changes every day. They also have a sandwich station, salad bar, and an ice cream bar.
There is also The Atrium, Connections, Study Grounds, and First Stop.
Marywood is a division III school.
There are 8 Varsity Mens sports and 9 Varsity womens sports.
Although the college is considered a Catholic college, many of the students that attend, do not associate with this religion or participate in the religious affiliation on campus.
According to the Princeton Review, Marywood is number 14 on the list of cold stone sober, however this is not true. The University is famous for covering up their students drunken mistakes rather then letting the public know their students party. Reputation is an important thing to them. Scranton has a great college life and finding parties to attend is not hard to do.
Despite being a smaller University they have 9 residence halls in which students may live.
Marywood also offers a wide variety of food for their students. There are 5 different stations which serve a wide selection of food every single day. And unlike most colleges, the menu changes every day. They also have a sandwich station, salad bar, and an ice cream bar.
There is also The Atrium, Connections, Study Grounds, and First Stop.
Marywood is a division III school.
There are 8 Varsity Mens sports and 9 Varsity womens sports.
by Graduatee July 3, 2011
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by Lovestospooge1588 August 1, 2020
Get the Markbook mug.A small, private, Catholic college nestled in the outskirts of Scranton, PA. It is half druggies and half religious freaks. People attend Marywood because scholarships are handed out like lollipops. Also, they don't want to have to admit that they attend Lackawanna Community College or Scranton University. The advisors are notorious for screwing you over in every way possible.
"I go to Marywood University because I love Jesus, plus i got a $100,000 scholarship."
"I live in Scranton, PA. Don't worry, it's for my education, not enjoyment."
"I live in Scranton, PA. Don't worry, it's for my education, not enjoyment."
by mwooddropout September 16, 2009
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