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Mary-Jayne 

Mary-Jayne is the most attractive person in the world. If you have a Mary-Jayne in your life you should feel special. Most of the time the "y" is missed out in her name. If you spell her name right she'll be very happy for the rest of the day. She will never forget it. She is crazy and will care for you within an hour of knowing you. She'll always speak her mind so don't be offended. Sleeps for about 12 days.
It's spelt "Mary-Jayne" with a hyphen and a "y" in Jayne.
Mary-Jayne by Hugh_-Jass October 20, 2020
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Susan Mary-Jayne 

Absolute legend of a person. Doesn’t even realise how amazing they are, which makes them even more amazing.
Needs to never change as they’re just perfect as they are.

Competitive, resilient, stubborn. Often this person likes to indulge in a caramel latte and a full English breakfast. Can be known to enjoy a Kareoke night with fruity gin.
Oh my days, that person is such a Susan Mary-Jayne. They’re like so amazing and don’t even realise it”!
Susan Mary-Jayne by ……: December 12, 2024

Mary Jane Rotten Crotch 

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman's description of a promiscuous girl, one that may or may not be a soldier's girlfriend prior to his military service. The term originated in the 1987 movie FULL METAL JACKET, and was used to describe the difference between a Springfield M-14 rifle used during basic training, and a female human, to the Marines being trained.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman's dialog during the movie FULL METAL JACKET (1987):

(Shouting): "Tonight, you pukes will sleep with your rifles. You will give your rifle a girl's name. Because this is the only pussy you people are going to get. Your days of finger-banging old MARY JANE ROTTEN CROTCH through her pretty pink panties are over. You're married to this piece, this weapon of iron and wood. And you will be faithful."

Mary Jane Holland 

a synonym for Marijuana in diffrent countries.
Person: Hey guys wanna drink some Mary Jane Holland with me?

The Mary Jane Brothers. 

A secret, exclusive group of intelligent, very attractive young men who meet to drink alcohol, smoke high grade marijuana and ponder the meaning of life amongst other key philosophical matters which only they can decide upon how to fix using their own brand of pot head infused mayhem.
Last known members of this secret society were Gin Man, Captain Pot-head, Munch, Sketch, O.D, J.D, Stiffy, Dr. Green and part-time member O.D - 182.
They have also been known to have 'mad' freestyle rap 'skillz'.

(This exclusive man club is in no way affiliated with anything Spiderman related).
Man i was sooo hammered last night, but nothing compared to those guys from The Mary Jane Brothers.

Mary Jane Rottencrotch 

The girl next door.

The little honey from your hometown who you first made it to 2nd base with.
From Full Metal Jacket
"your days of fingerbanging ol' Mary Jane Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties ARE OVER!"
Mary Jane Rottencrotch by Joe Smith September 24, 2004

Virgin Mary Jane

Noun: A person who is smoking marijuana for the first time, usually followed by excessive coughing and a repeating statement of "I'm so high."
The Virgin Mary Jane began eating all of my pizza rolls and kept saying "I'm so high."

That pussy only took one hit.
Virgin Mary Jane by Hansonpaulsey October 11, 2009