Marty-H

The gangsta name for Martin Heidegger, a celebrated existentialist philosopher and the author of Being and Time.

1: Did you read Marty-H's book?
2: Yeah, I'm down with being towards death.
1: Me too, bro. I know I'm dying.

by sishu7 April 22, 2011

Matty H

As defined in the parkour bible, a Matty H is a move only for the bravest of Parkour specialists, many people who attempt a Matty H rarely live to tell the tale. The act of doing a Matty H (or Matt hazing) is to jump over a wall while someone films you from "sick" camera angles. There have been many videos on youTube featuring children trying to attempt the "Matty H".

Person 1: Did you see that guy on youtube attempting that Matty H

Person 2: Yes I did, he scored an 11/10 from me, #swagoverload

by morgjones13 October 23, 2014

marty hard

a term used for relentlesly jacking off.

don't marty too hard you'll get carpaltunnel.

by george January 20, 2005

marty hard

term used to describe partying to it's maximum potential

YO! We're raging tonight.. MARTY HARD!!!

by Marty May 13, 2005

hot marty

Martin Bashir's thrice-weekly routine of hiring a transgendered sex worker (often former CNN correspondent and sex toy enthusiast Richard Quest) to dress up like Sarah Palin and defecate into his mouth.

Originally coined by Fox News Host Greg Gutfeld.

Why does Martin Bashir pay so much for a hot marty? Because it's the only way he can get off, and Bill Schulz sucks.

by Gunnar Gutfeld December 10, 2013

Hot Marty

A sexual act in which a middle eastern journalist releases his bowels into your open mouth. This term was made popular by Fox News host, Greg Gutfeld during a Redeye episode in December 2013.

Mike: Teresa, would you like me to crap in your mouth?
Teresa: No.
Mike: Well then how about i just give you a hot marty?
Teresa: Okay.

by rackin December 7, 2013

hail marty

When a friend farts in front of a fan in the hopes that the fart will travel a long distance to reach a small target, normally another persons location: the gastrointestinal equivalent of a Hail Mary in football...

Steve was on the couch and I passed him a Hail Marty in front of the box fan, I was already in the other room when he got it. Score!

by Captain Donkey Cheese November 20, 2013