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The gangsta name for Martin Heidegger, a celebrated existentialist philosopher and the author of Being and Time.
1: Did you read Marty-H's book?
2: Yeah, I'm down with being towards death.
1: Me too, bro. I know I'm dying.
Marty-H by sishu7 April 22, 2011
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As defined in the parkour bible, a Matty H is a move only for the bravest of Parkour specialists, many people who attempt a Matty H rarely live to tell the tale. The act of doing a Matty H (or Matt hazing) is to jump over a wall while someone films you from "sick" camera angles. There have been many videos on youTube featuring children trying to attempt the "Matty H".
Person 1: Did you see that guy on youtube attempting that Matty H

Person 2: Yes I did, he scored an 11/10 from me, #swagoverload
Matty H by morgjones13 October 23, 2014

marty hard 

a term used for relentlesly jacking off.
don't marty too hard you'll get carpaltunnel.
marty hard by george January 20, 2005

marty hard 

term used to describe partying to it's maximum potential
YO! We're raging tonight.. MARTY HARD!!!
marty hard by Marty May 13, 2005

hot marty 

Martin Bashir's thrice-weekly routine of hiring a transgendered sex worker (often former CNN correspondent and sex toy enthusiast Richard Quest) to dress up like Sarah Palin and defecate into his mouth.

Originally coined by Fox News Host Greg Gutfeld.
Why does Martin Bashir pay so much for a hot marty? Because it's the only way he can get off, and Bill Schulz sucks.
hot marty by Gunnar Gutfeld December 10, 2013

Hot Marty 

A sexual act in which a middle eastern journalist releases his bowels into your open mouth. This term was made popular by Fox News host, Greg Gutfeld during a Redeye episode in December 2013.
Mike: Teresa, would you like me to crap in your mouth?
Teresa: No.
Mike: Well then how about i just give you a hot marty?
Teresa: Okay.
Hot Marty by rackin December 7, 2013

hail marty 

When a friend farts in front of a fan in the hopes that the fart will travel a long distance to reach a small target, normally another persons location: the gastrointestinal equivalent of a Hail Mary in football...
Steve was on the couch and I passed him a Hail Marty in front of the box fan, I was already in the other room when he got it. Score!
hail marty by Captain Donkey Cheese November 20, 2013
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Is that cake?

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“Slayyyter just announced another album last night
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
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just fokin missing her

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me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
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