A MartMart is a kid who is rejected by society for his lack of penis size and brain. Has no friends and is just a all around loser at life and also looks towards video games to ease his pain. His name is also usually marty

Dude did you see that kid with know friends?" "Yeah, man That kids a MartMart

MartMart by Ed the bird November 18, 2010

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MartMart

In the game Tales of Symphonia 2, that creepy 10 year old Alice calls our queen Marta "MartMart". Very sexually curious and has a particular attraction for prepubescent boys who have demons inside them. Her best friend is a sassy black cat. Hates blonde girls.

Marta: Alice only comes up with those little nicknames for people she likes.
Emil: So the fact that Alice calls you MartMart must mean she likes you a lot.
Marta: No, it's the opposite for girls. That nickname means I'm on her bad list.

MartMart by qwwerttyyu December 21, 2016

kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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