Marley and Me 

This has nothing to do with the movie marley and me. When they say marley they are codnaming the marijuana marley as in bob marley and devin says “ then i make it safe grab a brew and equalize it”

From song "Marley and Me"--Smoke DZA

"All my smokers get high with me, just marley and me
Is smoking on the Kush, or the Sour D"

---get it? Marley=Marijuana...and Me=Me

Marley and Me by Smoke DZA March 29, 2013

Marley And Me 

When you are plowing your girlfriend and your dog is plowing you. Then your hamster is eating out your dog and a pregante cockroach crawls inside the hamster’s anus.

My girlfriend found some Marley And Me porn in my parents video tapes last night.

Marley And Me by JayB.150 November 27, 2018

The marley and me effect 

When a couple gets a new puppy with the aim (whether they know it or not) of putting off having children. But then ultimately get pregnant within the next year.

"Did you hear that Michael and his wife got a new puppy? Looks like they are suffering from the Marley and me effect!"

The marley and me effect by Donut Holstein February 19, 2020

Bob Marley and Me 

A weed smoking golden retriever

Yo I saw a dank Bob Marley and Me at the pet shop yesterday

Bob Marley and Me by Drvenomous32 March 1, 2017

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019