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the christopher markert 

the most dad like creature you will ever find. if you are trying to locate one just watch out for the guy with the dad sunglasses and an awful snapback tan line. if you call out “dad?” he will come out of hiding.
Wow! Look at that guy walking into the ocean, omg is that the christopher markert!?

markerbob 

The art style used in the 2nd and 3rd season of SpongeBob, where the colored lines and very bold and the black lines are very thin, it's animated on threes instead of twos (three drawings are shown each frame instead of two), and it's more on model. Krabby Land, Pranks a Lot, One Krabs Trash, The Bully are markerbob episodes, but Party Pooper Pants, The Great Snail Race, Plankton's Army, Krab Borg and Sailor Mouth have normal animation.
The Fry Cook Games is a markerbob episode, but Jellyfish Hunter has normal animation.
markerbob by the king51101 December 15, 2021

marketwired 

1. Shitty service
2. To get scammed by shitty people
1. "I totally got Marketwired while on the phone today with the cable company."

2. "I got Marketwired on 54th Street today"
marketwired by MMCGUIRE June 27, 2014

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026