Mark Heathcliffed

An “alternate” way to describe suicide, referencing “The Mandela Catalogue”

Person 1: Whatever happened to John?
Person 2: Oh, he Mark Heathcliffed himself
Person 1: Dang, guess no one came for him.

Mark Heathcliffed by TheDarkraiDimension September 12, 2023

Get merch

Get the Mark Heathcliffed mug.

See more merch

mark heathcliff

a magnificent and fantastic trans person who is also an aroace, if you dont agree with my headcanon i will break into your home and reside in your walls. basically shot himself with a nerf gun after being followed by his döppelganger friend, the end.

portrayed by a pretty guy named alex kister

also if youre a new tmc fan and ship mark x cesar, please dont, that would mark a bad first impression to the community and to non fans

new fan: "i kind of ship mark heathcliff and cesar torres they make a good couple uwu"

old fan: what the fuck

mark heathcliff by mark healthclinic October 31, 2022

Get merch

Related Words

Mark Heathcliffed • mark heathcliff • mark • Mark Lee • Mark Zuckerberg • mark ass nigga • mark twain • mark of the beast • mark tuan • Mark Chapman

Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

Get merch

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling

Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.

You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026

Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

Get merch

church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

Get merch

honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Get merch

Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Get merch