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Mariner's Bukkake

A meterelogocal phenomenon that occurs at sea. Describes a short period when a ship is surrounded by heavy wind and rain in every compass direction. Leaving sailors soaking wet and often humilated. Often occurs on the Newfoundland Grand Banks.
Ronnie: Jesus Christ! Where did all this wind and rain come from?

Skipper: Lord Jesus Ronnie! Get off the deck! We're stuck in the middle of a Mariner's Bukkake!
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Mariner's Hands 

A rather rough and calloused appearence to the palm of the hand, gained though too much "Trumpet Polishing".
That's a right lovely pair of Mariner's Hands you've got there Dad!
Mariner's Hands by Benjim May 19, 2003

Mariner High's Football Team 

The worst freaking Team in the history of time...........
61 to 0....damn Mariner High's Football Team sucks!

mariner high school 

First of all everyone here is UGLY there’s no cute guys at all they all act like lil fuck boys that pretend they hard as shit …Plsss make it make sense 😳 then there’s the preppy kids , yee yee kids that party at the pan and get shit faced , and just weirdos that be into furries and jrotc school shooter kids …. Skinny whores, emo bitches, and hot Cheetos girls that swarm the fuckin bathrooms and fein for a nicotine buzz every single period usually they let about 5 heads hit one vape and if you’re lucky u might be able to go pee in our ratchet ass bath rooms …. There is so much fake drama at this school n we usually have fights here at 7 in the morning yeah annoying bitches here really talk shit as soon as they get to school but they’re not really exciting most of the time they get broken up in 5 seconds due to out trashy administrators especially Gettyyyyy Omfg the teachers here are racists, pervs, and occasionally do coke at home this is an amazing school to be :) Go tritons !!!!
Why did you pick mariner high school ?

Cuh it wa in my hood rep Cape Coral cuhhhhh from the 239 my boys pressure!!!
mariner high school by Shhtrustme September 2, 2021

Mariner High School 

A high school in Paine Field-Lake Stickney, Washington, U.S.A. that’s full of thots, wannabe gangbangers, and drugs.
Someone: “Hey dude, do you go to Mariner High School?”

Kamiak High School student: “No, I’m not a fucking loser.”

marintzer 

A dope ass German last name, also a dope ass family
Hell yeah, party at the Marintzer's!
marintzer by Ajmajmajm November 17, 2016

Mariner High School 

A high school in Cape Coral Florida where the freshmen get worse by the school year. Wanna find carts, disposables, weed, drugs, and STDs? Hit up MHS’s class of 2025. Mariner High is full of greasy & stank future gas station employees that can barely get a 2.0 GPA. The counselors don’t give a shit about your problems and they stick you in classes you wouldn’t want if your life depended on it. Apparently they’re also so fucking broke that they had to cut our language classes in order to fund the shitty football team who do nothing but assault girls (and guys with their closeted, insecure selves). Our pep rallies and Triton Vibe (news) were the only thing going for us but the pep rallies were taken away and the news was replaced by videos of incompetent emo kids who can’t seem to read a sentence out loud. The school hasn’t been good since c/o 2023 rolled in.
Guy 1: hey do you know where to find lying ass bitches and shitty friends?

Guy 2: Yeah, just go down to Mariner High School! They have drugs and illiterate fuckboys, too!
Mariner High School by junicenorman September 4, 2021