Maria Withdrawal 

A condition caused by prolonged absence from a woman named Maria. Typical symptoms include loss of appetite, loss of motivation, mood swings, insomnia, and frequent texting to Maria. Symptoms appear within 2-3 days of separation and worsen as the lack of Maria persists.

Symptoms are more severe when the Maria you know is smart, beautiful, athletic, and you share an emotional connection.

This is a lifelong condition. The only cure is to spend time with Maria again.

My world feels incomplete. I’m demotivated and struggle to focus on simple tasks. I think I’m beginning to develop Maria Withdrawal, because I’ve not seen her in over a week.

Maria Withdrawal by LivingWithReality August 14, 2022

Maria Withdrawal 

A condition caused by prolonged absence from a woman named Maria. Typical symptoms include loss of appetite, loss of motivation, mood swings, insomnia, and frequent texting to Maria. Symptoms appear within 2-3 days of separation and worsen as the lack of Maria persists.

Symptoms are more severe when the Maria you know is smart, beautiful, athletic, and you share an emotional connection.

Typically a lifelong condition. The only treatment is to spend time with Maria again.

My world feels incomplete. I’m demotivated. I can’t even focus on simple tasks. I think I’m beginning to develop Maria Withdrawal, because I have not seen her in over a week.

Maria Withdrawal by LivingWithReality August 21, 2022

Mariam Withdrawal 

When you do not see a female named Mariam for an extended period of time, you begin to develop severe “Mariam Withdrawal Symptoms”. These include loss of appetite, confusion, depression, over-sleeping or lack of sleep, fatigue, irritability, and irreversible psychological trauma. Symptoms worsen over time, and may be chronic if the lack of Mariam persists. The only known cure is to hangout with the person again.

My life feels incomplete and I hate everything. I think I am beginning to develop Mariam Withdrawal because I have not seen her in over a week.

Mariam Withdrawal by JT0611 June 20, 2022