Maria Palma

Another name for the palm of your hand used for masturbation. Adding the feminine name makes others think you are talking about a real girl.

Phineas: "Dude, I have a hot date with Maria Palma later tonight."

Ferb: "Sweet! Where are you taking her?"

Phineas: "The darkest corner of my house."

by JoeBloWe September 25, 2011

Gianne Marie Guevara Paladin

A basic white religous bitch who is greed hungry to get her hands on old white men money

Gianne Marie Guevara Paladin is such a gold digger

I KNOW RIGHT

by Junior ojel May 30, 2022