Marcus Allan

An illness with symptoms such as sudden elephantitus of the penis and unbelievable beard growth!

"I've got a right case of the Mark Allans today!"

by Graham Honey July 5, 2004

Marcus Allan Lees

The best lover in the bed and has a huge penis. He is very clever and makes people have the time of their life. Lastly, he is a dedicated hard worker and never quits, stubborn as fuck. He's the best human and shares his knowledge with the world.

I really love my Marcus Allan Lees he's the perfect man, I wouldn't even care if he cheated on me.

by Marcez January 19, 2012