HE is the HOTTEST MALE you will ever see. If your a straight man you will turn GAY almost instantly. He gives boners he eats boners he is a boner. If you see him unzip your pants and get ready for the time of your life.
Some straight dude: Wait is that Marco Papi

Marco Papi: *Winks*

Gay Dude: *unzips pants*
by Thebiggestdaddylover July 20, 2022
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