A tradition that takes place in, you guessed it -
march! The tradition however is not the typical bracketology-induced, acc/big east/big 10/pac 10/sec
douchebaggery that everyone talks about around this time.
March Madness is a time to get to know yourself. Physically for the most part but that doesn'
t mean that you can simply ignore the mental aspects!
March 1 - jerk it once.
March 2 - spank it twice.
March 3 - Yes. show your boy some love three times.
Etc, etc, etc.
This is serious.
Don'
t underestimate yourself.
Don'
t overestimate yourself. Just know that no ones hands besides yours can be used. A girl cannot be present for the evil deed(s) to count. Porn is suggested. A creative imagination is required. Tips: lube and celery (raises sperm count!!)
Caution: blisters may occur. Self-loathing will occur. Mental illness is definitely a possibility for those of you who actually make it to March 10 and beyond.
Good luck. Godspeed.
Damn Proud =)
