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Marc's

A cheap, but annoying, discount chain in Cleveland, Ohio, USA. None of the checkers at any store know what they're doing, narrow aisles, long lines, and just a feel that the whole place is dirty. You can save money by going to Marc's, but unless you want to spend 45 minutes in line just for a few items, go somewhere else. The "closeouts" section has anything you can think of. It's a good store, but sometimes not worth the hassle.
"I would rather spend $1 more on that somewhere else than wait in line for an hour at Marc's!"
by cleveland614 November 24, 2016
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Marc’s Rule

A rule where everybody chugs their first alcoholic beverage of the night.
Cheers guys! WAIT, you have to chug it! Marc’s rule!
by Bigdaddlongpipe July 13, 2018
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Marc's First Law

A law invented by Marc of The Templin Institute and introduced in the video "The Idiotic Strategy That Always Works (But Shouldn't!)":

"Dumb ideas are implemented all the time often with cataclysmic results. But they're implemented in the first place because there was a legitimate expectation of a positive outcome; these ideas fall within the "Zone of Believability." However some ideas are so clearly bad and consequences so obvious that no sensible person would ever consider them; such ideas cross the threshold into the "Zone of Ridiculousness" and no explanation can ever justify such an idea's inherit preposterousness."

Essentially this law dictates that are 2 categories that a dumb idea fit under: Believable (Reasonable chance of a positive outcome) and Ridiculous (Very high chance of 1 or more bad outcomes), and that any idea that fits under the latter category should be flat-out rejected.
Ship Captain *Gives details on a naval assault plan*
Executive Officer: Sir, there's so much wrong with that plan that it breaks Marc's First Law; I can't even list out every possible way that it could fail!
by KXMR April 4, 2025
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Marc Buchanan's

Where the M.A.F.I.A. keep cannons.
Cristal forever, play the crib when its mink weather- the M.A.F.I.A keep cannons in they Marc Buchanan's
by thebouncer090 January 31, 2010
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Marc Summers

1. The host of Nickelodeon's game show Double Dare. Also has OCD.
2. Very obsessive compulsive individual or someone who might be a neat freak.
Mike rearranged all his DVD's in order of the year they were released. Why must he be so Marc Summers.
by Dan September 19, 2004
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marc stephenson

The hottest, most amazing person ever. However, once you get to know him you'll soon find out his massive collection of bearded dragon porn and his unending desire to pound his students heads into pulp.
That nigga looks like a marc stephenson, I wouldn't trust him...
by Ike Stephenson January 31, 2020
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marc savage

One half of the Obviously Gay Duo. Also the CEO of Emprise Technologies.
Marc wonders why all his male friends make out with one another. That dude is a Marc Savage. How can you tell? He is driving a Miata
by JohnBoogerHolub May 8, 2018
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