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Marble Cake 

Marble Cake may be used as either a noun or a verb; however, in either context it describes the action of a man anally penetrating either a man or a woman and ejaculating inside of said person. Afterwards the person on the receiving end defecates. If the defecator is a man, he then masturbates into his own feces.

Finally, the resulting mass of feces and ejaculatory fluids is put on a platter and one or both parties partake of the "cake."

This is similar to Felching.
I can't believe you ate that Marble Cake!
Marble Cake by 12345Anonymous54321 November 19, 2007
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marble cake 

1) a type of cake made by partially mixing vanilla and chocolate cakes before cooking, to create a marble effect
2) inter racial homosexual anal sex
whoa, man i just walked in on some marble cake man!!
marble cake by AschlaboIII March 9, 2004

marble cake baby

1. A child that is conceived from semen that drips from the anus, over the taint, and into the vagina after anal sex. The resulting mix of jizz and fecal material resembles marble cake mix.

2. A term used to insult a person who may or may not fit definition one.
1. Dude: I blew a huge load up that chick's ass. I hope she doesn't end up pregnant with a marble cake baby.

2. Tom: That guy is a complete douchebag!
Brett: I'll bet he is a marble cake baby.
marble cake baby by Tommysaint November 1, 2007

drip it like it's marble cake 

Any thing that is done well but needs alteration to be done perfectly. Anything that is correct but needs a touch to be perfect.
Gene's car looks great with the rims and stereo but he needs to see evan and mike for a new paint job so he needs to "drip it like it's marble cake". From the tapes DJ GRO-HOVA and only built for cuban links

Marble Layer Cake 

Black-White orgy, resembling the chocolate-white look of a marble cake.
If we had a marble layer cake I bet we could get along better.

marblecakealsothegame 

The string "marblecakealsothegame" (marblecake also the game) was used in a 4chan hack of the 2009 TIME 100 Poll, which manipulated the results of the poll so that the first letters of the top 21 names spelled out this string, and the top name was "moot", resulting in TIME Magazine pronouncing Christopher "moot" Poole, the founder of 4chan, to be the World’s Most Influential Person of 2009.
The string "marblecakealsothegame" could be used for any similar purpose.

Marblecake

Messages hidden (intentionally or unintentionally) within a picture or another body of text.
The Times "2009 World's Most Influential People" wants everyone to know "MARBLECAKE ALSO THE GAME."
Marblecake by PillarOfCreation April 13, 2009
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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