when any sexual couple has intercourse on a bike, while swimming, while running 26.2 miles and jumping out of n airplane. the receiving partner then takes a dump while falling from the sky!
When a person with almost no training runs a full marathon. The first to document this run was Bert Kreischer, who has what's know among scientists as the Mickey Mantle Gene.
Jake woke up today and decided to run a Mickey Mantle Marathon. Those 26miles almost killed him.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"