Maralda is an amazing girl. She's crazy as hell and though she seems innocent, her mind is as dirty as they get. She has no filter, so if you can't handle the truth and some dirty jokes, you probably shouldn't be near her. She can't handle alcohol, like, at all. But she insists on drinking (and vomiting) at every party.
She's unable to make decisions on her own. Whatever the majority does, she does. Except when it comes to school, because even if the majority fail, she'll succed. That's the thing about a Maralda - she's also extremely intelligent.
Oh, and did we mention her body? She's smoking hot and she knows it. Even when she has a boyfriend, she's always looking to upgrade (or is she?).
She's a catch and the best friend you could ask for. Find yourself a Maralda, then you'll always be laughing.
She's unable to make decisions on her own. Whatever the majority does, she does. Except when it comes to school, because even if the majority fail, she'll succed. That's the thing about a Maralda - she's also extremely intelligent.
Oh, and did we mention her body? She's smoking hot and she knows it. Even when she has a boyfriend, she's always looking to upgrade (or is she?).
She's a catch and the best friend you could ask for. Find yourself a Maralda, then you'll always be laughing.
Boy 1: Wow, did you see Maralda?
Boy 2: She's the girl of my dreams.
Girl 1: Too bad, Maralda is way too good for you.
Boy 2: She's the girl of my dreams.
Girl 1: Too bad, Maralda is way too good for you.
by HerBiggestFanEv@r September 5, 2019
Get the Maraldamug.