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Maralda is an amazing girl. She's crazy as hell and though she seems innocent, her mind is as dirty as they get. She has no filter, so if you can't handle the truth and some dirty jokes, you probably shouldn't be near her. She can't handle alcohol, like, at all. But she insists on drinking (and vomiting) at every party.

She's unable to make decisions on her own. Whatever the majority does, she does. Except when it comes to school, because even if the majority fail, she'll succed. That's the thing about a Maralda - she's also extremely intelligent.
Oh, and did we mention her body? She's smoking hot and she knows it. Even when she has a boyfriend, she's always looking to upgrade (or is she?).

She's a catch and the best friend you could ask for. Find yourself a Maralda, then you'll always be laughing.
Boy 1: Wow, did you see Maralda?
Boy 2: She's the girl of my dreams.
Girl 1: Too bad, Maralda is way too good for you.
Maralda by HerBiggestFanEv@r September 5, 2019
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Most amazing friend ever. She is loyal, drop dead gorgeous,has a smile that will brighten the darkest day and sings like an angel.

Family and friends are incredibly important to her. She will always be there for you.
Is interested, curious, creative and super talented.

So fun, spontaneous and confident that she will dance in the middle of the street!

She is the best friend you can have.
I met the most talented, intelligent and nice person ever, she was called Mafalda.

Who is that beautiful girl over there reading Harry Potter?
Mafalda!
Mafalda by sarisadi December 22, 2012
A very gorgeous girl who will always be there for you. Not everyone knows it but she is extremely smart. She is usually nice but if she has to she will kick some ass. Even when she has it bad she puts others first. she is usually a unconfident. Even though she shouldn’t be.
Maranda Is such a fun person to be around!
Maranda by Mary charm July 24, 2019
The best damn bitch on the earth. She is so gorgeous she is out of this world. She will help you no matter what she always has your back and she’s always ready to kick some ass. She would never give up on you she will lift you up and push you forward. She loves food and she’s always down to do whatever. She is so versatile And so talented. She’s the most smartest person on the earth I was making A’s people should have a Maranda in their life.
Who’s that chick right there

Oh you don’t know that’s Maranda
Maranda might be a bitch but she has a kind heart but might brake your heart so watch out. Maranda loves to be online and talk to guys. She is very cute. But don't mess with her or she will beat the shit out of you. She is very strong. Most of the time she wants to be alone. she feels like a outcast to.
maranda U are so cute.
Maranda by Darkhorse23 June 6, 2018
Maranda is a sweet but spicy person she can give you a hug and punch you at the same moment just because she wants to she is always rather thick or skinny she also has some bomb pussy and will ride you tell th sunset come out
She so pretty she's such a Maranda
Maranda is the most genuine kick ass chick you will ever meet. Beautiful smart and awesome... Loving and kind but don't do her wrong....beauty with a brutal side believe that
man I wish I had a Maranda in my life... I don't have a girlfriend holding out for a Maranda
Maranda by marandakiss December 7, 2015
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