Maple Curse
Maple Curse by bigpeepeedeedee May 22, 2020
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Male Curse
Being born with an organ that controls our lives from the age of 13 onwards. From this time the male is cursed forever with erections, wetdreams, urges for orgasms, and getting caught masturbating.
Once we feel that estatic feeling of the penis ejaculating, our lives change forever. From that time on we think about it approximatly every 8 seconds,achieving it ever 2 days,and getting it anyway through a wetdream if you refrain from it.
A huge gift and curse for men.
Once we feel that estatic feeling of the penis ejaculating, our lives change forever. From that time on we think about it approximatly every 8 seconds,achieving it ever 2 days,and getting it anyway through a wetdream if you refrain from it.
A huge gift and curse for men.
13 year old boy: Hey I wonder what this "jerking off" I've heard aboout feels like...
2 minutes later
OMG that was so good!! Well back to what I was gonna do- hmmm maybe one more time.
2 years later
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GRRROOOAAANNNN
2 years later
Come on Mary, lets take our relationship to the next level.
Groan Groan Groan Groan Groan Groan Gasp Gasp Gasp yes Yes Yes YES AHHHHHH!!!!!
20 years later
I'm fucking sick of it Mary, we never have sex anymore since the kids were born I WANT A DIVORCE!
20 years later
Shit I have AIDS!!!! well thats the Male Curse for you.
2 minutes later
OMG that was so good!! Well back to what I was gonna do- hmmm maybe one more time.
2 years later
fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap
GRRROOOAAANNNN
2 years later
Come on Mary, lets take our relationship to the next level.
Groan Groan Groan Groan Groan Groan Gasp Gasp Gasp yes Yes Yes YES AHHHHHH!!!!!
20 years later
I'm fucking sick of it Mary, we never have sex anymore since the kids were born I WANT A DIVORCE!
20 years later
Shit I have AIDS!!!! well thats the Male Curse for you.
Male Curse by Callum6969 May 15, 2009
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male curse
A situation which so any males experience. It's where there seem to be so many single ladies interested in you while you have a girlfriend, then, once you're single, they all suddenly disappear. Some men consider this to be due to the confidence which taken men have, whereby they find it so much easier to talk to attractive women. On the other hand, some single men lose their confidence because they view all women as targets and suddenly find it so difficult to strike a conversation. The key here for single guys is to gain the confidence we all have when we have a girlfriend, and go for it!
Little Johnny: Dude, I have the male curse. As soon as Jane and I break up, all the chicks disappear.
Big Eric: I know mate, it sucks.
Little Johnny: Tell me about it.
Big Eric: I know mate, it sucks.
Little Johnny: Tell me about it.
male curse by CK10 March 16, 2009
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026
prickup
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable