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Shit your pants - specially when in sitting position. On removal to clean up, the offending shit stain on underwear (yes ladieez it could be you as well) looks just like a Map of China
1st dude - "man that fart still stinks you dropped earlier"
2nd dude - "sorry man, gotta split it's a Map of China"
1st dude - "fuk me I can see the wall"
by street smeg May 08, 2005
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