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Manlest

When two men embrace and one is awkwardly more affectionate than the other.
Jack came in for a handshake and then all of the sudden he was holding me close and rubbing my back. I swear he was manlesting me!
by kmao April 18, 2009
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Maplestory

A free and legal drug that's more addicting than crack. Once you're hooked, you'll want more and more, and you will become sleep deprived with no social life. Some even go so far as to steal their parents' credit cards to buy pixelated clothes and accessories. Don't let the innocent and cute looking mushroom fool you. The first time you see it, you will laugh, but once you're in to it, it will be serious business.
What kind of a childish game is this?.. Maplestory? ahaha looks like a kid for babies *few days later*

OMG THIS IS AWESOME! FORGET ABOUT SCHOOL. MOM, CAN I SEE YOUR CREDIT CARD REAL QUICK?!
by silvereyezz July 12, 2012
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malestrom

Wild, fierce orgy consisting of males only.

(Or see maelstrom first if you don't understand)

Usually circular, it can also be dangerous. If you get too close, you may be grabbed and sucked into the center. Sticks and other rock hard debris may penetrate your hull. Malestroms may also involve large amounts of fast-moving liquid.
Girl: "Did you go to the all guys orgy last night?"
Guy: "Ohhh yeah!"
Girl: "So you had fun, then?"
Guy: "Bet your ass, I had fun - it was one fucking malestrom!"
by iHarteSax June 22, 2011
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Wild manlet

A more extreme term than the average 'manlet'. A wild manlet is a short man who originates from the 'Mystical World of Manlets'. A place where 'elf like' men live in the midst of the forest, inside tree trunks.

They are known to be 'short legged and short tempered'. Under the height of 5'6", they are well-known for their extremely powerful grip, and their sequential march-like dance moves. The currency in this mystical land is Fish heads and wooden coins, and their dress codes consists of green or red (by choice) ragged clothing, pointy shoes and santa-like hat. The usual professions are Blacksmith, Crafstmen, Pottery, Woodchopper and Royal Fishery.

Their hobbies consist of dancing and bird watching. A great delicacy of gorilla eyes is very much enjoyed, especially after a traditional fight which occurs when 2 manlets, inside a circle bordered with cheering manlets, use all their might and strength in order to grip their opponents face and grapple it untill submission.

One very interesting fact about this wonderful community is that they have wizards for doctors. However, there is a downside to this, as a very famous incident occured on the 6th of March, 2011. Where a manlet was given an incorrect potion for his sore back, and was sent 10,000 years into the future of the real world, where he was spotted in the Greek Festival of Melbourne, being lost, confused and frightened.

Usual terms used are 'lost manlet', 'confused manlet' and 'bejoyed manlet'.
Run like the wind o' wild manlet, for there are mystical forests to be discovered, and trees to be chopped
by manlet hunter 3000 March 21, 2011
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maplestory

worse than drugs.
addictive game where everyone strives to get the best items, look cool, kill monsters, get stronger and neverthe less....waste time, and sometimes real money
maplestory makes my friends fail school.
by boonzilla May 4, 2006
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mancestors

ancestors who are male
"I can trace back six generations of aunts, but their husbands, my mancestors are missing...."
by will6691 November 19, 2011
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Turbo-manlet

A male that is 5ft to 5ft4 tall.
Aziz: LOL, look at that turbo-manlet over there!
Said: Must suck being shorter than a girl, LOL!
by Zyzz1 August 23, 2017
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