Man council

The dopest most legit group of individuals drawn together by their shared manliness and sheer awesomeness. They are united by the Creed of Hoohaa under the headship of the High Council. Membership to the Man Council is coveted by those too lame to get in especially by those of the opposite sex who have resorted to forming their own inferior wannabe-fakeass-imitation-kongfong council. The Man Council is the ultimate alliance, a secret organization feared even by the Illuminati.

Man Council is Life!

"When I grow up, I wanna be in the Man Council!!" - every child ever

"Man Council is the greatest threat our country has ever faced " - President Obama

" Man Council is the single greatest thing to happen in my life " - anonymous Man Council member

MAN COUNCIL RULES! HOOHAA!!

Man council by - - _ - - July 25, 2016

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man council

When a group of men call a meeting to discussing their manliness.

Man council member: I just got laid

Man council DJ plays "Now you're a man a manly manly man"

man council by KingArnold November 21, 2013

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area

Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...

Condiment home by Nooneinparticularcapiche? July 18, 2026

Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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