Man Pond 

When you make a clump of toilet paper wet, and place it betwixt your cheeks to cool off a spicy butt hole.

I stupidly added ghost peppers to my burrito, and the next morning had to Man Pond my hole to keep from crying.

Man Pond by Siphter September 16, 2015

Man Pond 

A gathering of males at a certain location to bond.

A large group of males (and some masculine females) that partake in physical activities in an attempt to bond and unite, particularly on a hot day.

"Dude, it's a f***ing man pond out here with all these guys groping each other," said John.

Man Pond by Whoosah July 22, 2009

Man pond 

When you cum into a girls bellybutton

I just jizzed in your bellybutton, that is my man pond

Man pond by A.Dangles March 29, 2009

man pond 

The combination of a man's duck butter and swamp ass.

The only thing you could smell was his man pond

man pond by bearface July 22, 2004

manpond 

v. to urinate on a shaved chest and watch it gather into a substantial body of urine, resembling a lake, or more appropriately, a pond, as the name suggests.

You should have seen this guy get manponded last night. He was swimming fer sher.

manpond by The Progrum November 11, 2009