Man Formula 

(ass=<tits>everything<pussy)/face

One can calculate the overall physical attractiveness of a female by entering values into the Man Formula.

The formula is derived as follows. One can conclude that tits are greater than ass on general principle. In addition, tits are better than everything because you can titifuck. Titifucking, while the shit, is nothing compared to actual pussy, therefore, pussy is greater than everything.

The reason for dividing by face is because if the face is zero, that bitch should not even be considered. She does not exist.

Keso: Yo my nig, according to the Man Formula, I should be tapping that ass.

Zach: Naw you dumb African, her face is a zero. She does not exist.

Keso: Nigga you are gay and rude.

Man Formula by bigzuki27 July 21, 2010

The Man Formula

The universally accepted method of objectively rating a woman's attractiveness. It was first realized in the summer of 2010 and has now become almost a household term.

The equation has three variables: U, L, and F, representing Upper body, Lower body, and Face respectively. Each variable is given a value from 0 to 10 judging on the attractive features of the woman in question.

The equation for determining a woman's rating of visual attractiveness (or RVA) is

RVA = ULsin(9F)

This formula works for any woman (try it!)

Damn dude, you see that girl? What do you think?

Hell naw, you see that face? That's a 0 on the Man Formula for sure. Don't mess with that.

The Man Formula by TeaCake55 May 4, 2011