Man Apron: The act of a man cooking topless in order to keep his shirt cleanish. Best done if said man has a mane of chest hair.
Hey man, it looks like that juice coming out of that steak might splatter on your shirt. Want this apron?
-No. (quickly removes shirt) MAN APRON!!!!
Skin never stains!
-Awesome. And that steak smells delicious.
-Yep.
-No. (quickly removes shirt) MAN APRON!!!!
Skin never stains!
-Awesome. And that steak smells delicious.
-Yep.
by zack87878787 August 25, 2010