If you happen to play on the EUWest server you might get the privillige of playing a game against him
but be warned lanning against this legend of a man may affect your health and your elo , and there's
a 89% chance that your team will report you for intentionally feeding after u lost your lane against him
the goat: YOUR MAMAA is the best goddamn LOL player of all time
random guy: wait who
the goat: YOUR MAMAA beat me in a zed 1v1 he's so good and i'm just a boosted banobo
There are two traits of rice mama-hood:
1. Relying almost exclusively on a rice-based diet, and disdaining any suggestion of sampling the other cereals.
2. Using her substantial basmati surplus to nourish her nearest and dearest.
Be wary of coming between her and her starchy bounty. She guards her larder like a coked up Cerberus.
Did you see Han ordering all that risotto at the pub last night? Noone else was even eating. What an absolute rice mama.