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Mama’s merkin

The biggest hairy muff known to be grown. Full 70’s jungle bush.
I gotta tell ya man, I took Shaz for a spin in the back of the shaggin’ wagon last night after the footy and fuck me... I couldn’t work out which bits were what with that Mama’s Merkin she was sporting. The biggest furburger I’ve ever eaten. Deadset.
by sNufßøx February 23, 2021
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Mama’s merkin

The biggest hairy muff known to be grown. Full 70’s jungle bush.
I gotta tell ya man, I took Shaz for a spin in the back of the shaggin’ wagon last night after the footy and fuck me... I couldn’t work out which bits were what with that Mama’s Merkin she was sporting. The biggest furburger I’ve ever eaten. Deadset.
by sNufßøx February 23, 2021
mugGet the Mama’s merkinmug.

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