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A marshmallow sandwich cookie produced by Nabisco. A graham cracker is covered with a fluffy cloud of marshmallow, then covered in a hard chocolate shell.
Dee Dee: Mama, I want my mallomars mo den my holiday grits.
Ebony: Ok Dee Dee, but watch yo pounds. Too many of those is finna clot cho vessels.
Mallomars by Big Country Kellogg December 15, 2008
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Mellowharsher 

Someone or something that harshes one's mellow.

A person, place, thing or action that destroys one's cool and laid back mood, at least temporarily.

Can be used interchaneably with the corresponding phrase 'harshed my mellow'.

Usually stated as, "Doooooode....that's a mellowharsher."
Bob lied to me yesterday, and when I found it, it really harshed my mellow. It was a mellowharsher.
Mellowharsher by mommadavis June 14, 2011
The process of making a Mallomar can easily be completed without the second step, but wouldn't be true Mallomars without it! To start, an uncircumcised man (usually of ethnic background) takes his hand up the shaft of his penis and, at the tip, forms a cup like vessel with the forskin. This is done right at the moment of ejaculation, thus creating a cream filled treat for his partner.

And the 2nd part, don't forget this part, she'll be disappointed if you do! He then graciously flings it in the partner's face.

Mallomars.
She kept begging me to finish, so I gave her some of those Mallomars at the end.
Mallomars by DJ-J7 December 1, 2020
A slang term for vicodin, which is slowly spreading across the world. The term "mallomar" originated on the streets of Chicago.
"Dude im so messed up on mallomars that I fell asleep while I was getting my hair cut."
Mallomars by drugsRfun June 15, 2009

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026