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A marshmallow sandwich cookie produced by Nabisco. A graham cracker is covered with a fluffy cloud of marshmallow, then covered in a hard chocolate shell.
Dee Dee: Mama, I want my mallomars mo den my holiday grits.
Ebony: Ok Dee Dee, but watch yo pounds. Too many of those is finna clot cho vessels.
Mallomars by Big Country Kellogg December 15, 2008

Mellowharsher 

Someone or something that harshes one's mellow.

A person, place, thing or action that destroys one's cool and laid back mood, at least temporarily.

Can be used interchaneably with the corresponding phrase 'harshed my mellow'.

Usually stated as, "Doooooode....that's a mellowharsher."
Bob lied to me yesterday, and when I found it, it really harshed my mellow. It was a mellowharsher.
Mellowharsher by mommadavis June 14, 2011
The process of making a Mallomar can easily be completed without the second step, but wouldn't be true Mallomars without it! To start, an uncircumcised man (usually of ethnic background) takes his hand up the shaft of his penis and, at the tip, forms a cup like vessel with the forskin. This is done right at the moment of ejaculation, thus creating a cream filled treat for his partner.

And the 2nd part, don't forget this part, she'll be disappointed if you do! He then graciously flings it in the partner's face.

Mallomars.
She kept begging me to finish, so I gave her some of those Mallomars at the end.
Mallomars by DJ-J7 December 1, 2020
A slang term for vicodin, which is slowly spreading across the world. The term "mallomar" originated on the streets of Chicago.
"Dude im so messed up on mallomars that I fell asleep while I was getting my hair cut."
Mallomars by drugsRfun June 15, 2009
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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