mallach

a family of extremely unusual people who are rather annoying; their hobbies include: kicking, screaming, punching, butt-slapping, piggy back riding, stealing, pick pocketing, spitting, throwing heavy objects at people, cursing, farting, abusing animals, abusing people, abusing every other living thing, ETC.

i hope you get the point. they're fucking annoying.

ps. the guys of the family have small dicks.

Why are the kids sleeping outside in the tent?

They heard the Mallach family was staying over.

by Hammer #1 July 31, 2011

Malachai (Kai) Parker

He’s an insanely hot sociopathic heretic that I’m madly in love with.

“Who names a kid Malachai? It’s like they expected me to be evil.” -Malachai (Kai) Parker

by I 🖤 Kai Parker July 24, 2018

Malachi Crunch

1. Demolition Derby maneuver in which two contestants working in tandem crash into an opponent simultaneously from opposite sides, thereby creating the effect of a trash compactor. Coined in an episode of Happy Days, when the Malachi Brothers execute this maneuver on Pinky Tuscadero's car at the climax of the demolition derby. Pinky survived.

2. Any wanton attack that involves a two-pronged blitzkrieg by equal forces, converging on an incapacitated target.

3. Lascivious maneuver in which a female with ample bosom attacks a passed-out concert-goer with said bosoms, placed on either side of said concert-goers head, and subsequently crushing that head.

"Jen gave John a Malachi Crunch after he passed out in his seat at the Rush concert."

by JizzleDizzle September 16, 2007

Malachite

Lyric from Green Day's song "2000 Light Years Away"

Malachite is a green gemstone, and Billie Joe's eyes are green. What he means is that this girl can stare deeply into his green eyes, and fall in love with him.

She holds my malachite so tight, so never let go

by misSxWartooth July 6, 2010

mallache

the dull headache one gets after spending too much time in a shopping mall.

"Hey you want to grab a coffee?"
"Nah Cherise dragged me out shopping the whole morning, I've got a mallache from another dimension I need to lie down"
or
"Man I have to go buy my girl a birthday present"
"what a mallache!"

by mws79 February 23, 2009

malachichi

an african american man who likes to put on tights and role play as anime characters

malachichi out

by kakashiiam October 15, 2019

Malachi

Malachi, too many words to describe him. A truly humorous person that is sure to make you laugh. Has the nicest smile ever and is loyal. Somewhat a nerd, which makes him even better in my book! Trustworthy and honest. Usually shy and quiet at first but once you get to know him he is a good person. A great hugger (and trust me, im not lying). Even though he may not look like it, he is pretty athletic. You can always count on him. His self esteem is not so prestigious but he doesn't realize how special and how good he is. He will always find a way to make you smile, even when your down deep in the dumps. If you ever find yourself with a Malachi, you're quite lucky, because He is the definition of perfect friend. Period. :)

Person 1: "wow Malachi is the best!"
Person 2: "How"
Person 1: "Looking at him says it all"

by DaBeast352 July 9, 2019