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Mall Walkers

mall walkers (noun, informal,)
/ˈmɔ l ˌwɔ kərz/
1. A term for old geezers who use shopping malls as a walking track, often seen as aimless or out of place by younger mall-goers.

Origin: A stereotype born from the common practice of seniors hitting a certain age where walking in malls becomes more appealing that walking outside.
"Ugh, the mall walkers are clogging up the aisles again."
by JaredCrombie November 25, 2024
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Mallwalkers

A group of 3 or more people walking side by side at an excruciatingly slow pace, blocking all others from getting around them.
I got stuck behind some mallwalkers in the hallway and nearly shit myself on the way to the washroom.

I missed my bus because I got trapped behind some fucking mallwalkers on the sidewalk and I was 5 minutes late.
by phillir November 5, 2010
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A spammy type scared dude who is shy but trying to get over it by walking the mall looking for large girls with big saggy boobs, ink, piercings, and like butt sex with married men who download a bunch of porn.
as a mallwalker I'm going to walk the mall looking for skank nasty girls who like butt sex.
by claytonontheporch October 18, 2008
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