1 definition by claytonontheporch

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A spammy type scared dude who is shy but trying to get over it by walking the mall looking for large girls with big saggy boobs, ink, piercings, and like butt sex with married men who download a bunch of porn.
as a mallwalker I'm going to walk the mall looking for skank nasty girls who like butt sex.
by claytonontheporch August 24, 2008
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