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Mall Metal 

Those stupid wannabe-goth kids that wear huge bodnage pants, heavy chains, shirts that say crap like "I hear voices.. and they don't like you", layers of cheap plastic jewelry, never take showers, and sometimes wear beanies or backwards baseball caps. They hang out at the mall 24/7 usually at Hot Topic, Spencer's, or the arcade. They are extremely loud and obnoxious, and very desperate for attention. They listen to awful music like Insane Clown Posse, Slipknot, Korn, and Rage Against the Machine. Mall metal boys will bang anything that's alive, and think they are such pimps when only dorks and other Mall Metals like them.
A Mall Metal thinks he is such a badass, but really, no one likes him.
Mall Metal by Trishelle April 12, 2006
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mall metal 

The trashy no talent music, a la Metallica or Slipknot, that dumbshit teenagers listen to in Hot Topic. A fairly new definition, as PopMetal is just starting to grate on most sane peoples nerves. These are children that pretend to rebel by maintaining a status quo. The more you look like your friend, the more you are being an individual.

Mall Metal people tend to listen to whatever is popular on the radio or at various mall stores. They can often be identified by their moronic Dog Collars and trendy tattoos and clothing.
God, all these mall metal kids make me want to vomit...

Fuck-Shit-Metallica! Fuckin' Mall Metal Brat...
mall metal by GameJunkieJim July 16, 2004

mall metal 

Just because you dont agree with the way mall-metal kids dress doesnt mean you can be rude about it. true, they dress differently, but so do you. get over the fact that you hate everyone, and start being a little more considerate.

mall-metal isnt bad, neither is scene, emo, or jock.

no genre is lame.
Dude, look, they're mall metal--GO HOME!
mall metal by Sizzarah. April 14, 2006

Mall Metal 

Linkin Park, Disturbed, Five Finger Death Punch
That radio station is so mall metal.
Mall Metal by Posersmustdie July 28, 2022
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