Mall Metal
Those stupid wannabe-goth kids that wear huge bodnage pants, heavy chains, shirts that say crap like "I hear voices.. and they don't like you", layers of cheap plastic jewelry, never take showers, and sometimes wear beanies or backwards baseball caps. They hang out at the mall 24/7 usually at Hot Topic, Spencer's, or the arcade. They are extremely loud and obnoxious, and very desperate for attention. They listen to awful music like Insane Clown Posse, Slipknot, Korn, and Rage Against the Machine. Mall metal boys will bang anything that's alive, and think they are such pimps when only dorks and other Mall Metals like them.
Mall Metal by Trishelle April 12, 2006
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