Mall Crawler

A Jeep Wrangler that is never taken mudding or off-roading. Essentially only bought for looks.

"How does she keep her Jeep so clean?"
"It's a mall crawler, she never takes it anywhere but the road"

by 999WRLD August 2, 2020

mall crawler

A four-door Jeep Wrangler, also known as the "Unlimited" model.

Bed, Bath, and Beyond? Sweet! I'll drive...just as long as it isn't raining. I just waxed my mall crawler.

by Abraham Linksys September 21, 2012